" nobel prize "

 [ "Nobel-Prize Worthy" ]

1: Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear I passed my driving test?" 

 [ "Nobel prize-winner" ]

1: The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner." 

 [ "Just won the Nobel prize" ]

1: Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership. Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad. 

 [ "Nobel Peace Prize" ]

1: An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage. In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction. At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.

  * e.g.,  ... I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it! 

 [ "Nobel Peace Prize" ]

1:  An award now given out frivolously.

  * e.g.,  ... The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery. 

 [ "Nobel Peace Prize" ]

2:  An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.

 [ "Nobel Peace Prize" ]

3:  An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.

 [ "Nobel Weed Prize" ]

1: Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.

  * e.g.,  ... When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize! 

 [ "Nobel Peace Prize" ]

1: The prize for people who don't want a prize.

  * e.g.,  ... Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize after giving away every other prize she had. 

 [ "Nobel Peace Prize" ]

1: A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

  * e.g.,  ... My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that. 

 [ "Nobel Piece Prize" ]

1: An annual award given to someone that takes a piece of everything and gives back nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize today? 

 [ "Nobel Peace Prize" ]

1: Something given to war criminals.

  * e.g.,  ... Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and proceeded to bomb brown children.